I have a Pinterest board called "My Style" on there you will find all manner of beautiful vintage clothing that would look perfect on a wood nymph. I'm no wood nymph. I'm 5 ft 11 and a D cup. It should be called "My Dream Style" because I have never, nor will I ever be able to successfully pull off any of these clothes. Well maybe the earrings, I have very cute ears...
I ogle the fashion bloggers at the blogging conferences in the same way. I sit there in my Jeans West jeans and Katie's jacket with the scarf my sister knitted me out of feather wool and watch them confidently waft by with their cute little skirts, tiny weeny belts, daring shoes and lofty hair-do's. But funnily enough, despite all this oggly behaviour, I have no desire to make this my passion. I like to look nice, but I'm also a scrouge who umm's and arr's over anything that exceeds $49.95. I also live in regional town with little variety to speak of *insert London, New York, Melbourne envy here*.
I wonder if I were a wood nymph would I feel differently? Who knows, as I will never subscribe to Kate Moss's notoriously stupid statement that "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels". She's obviously never tasted my mothers chocolate saucy pudding.
What's your fashion style? Does the dream, match up with reality?
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